Thursday, March 8, 2012

With A Belly Full Of Chipotle, I Stab At Thee.

Don't ask me what that title means, I don't know.

Well hello there, bloggies!  How are you my dears.  I have been inspired to type at your faces.  Not sure what is going to come out here, but would it be great if it were something interesting?  I thought so too.

Anyway, here we go.

First off guys, serious, serious, SERIOUS news.  I am now the Acid Queen in "The Who's TOMMY" with DOMA Theatre.  To say I am thrilled is an understatement.  This is one of my dream parts because come on, who hasn't wanted to be Tina Turner at least once in their life, and it is seriously one of the coolest songs in the show.  Not to mention that my feminist side is very proud to have nabbed one of three female roles in the entire show.  It is a very male-driven show - not as bad as 1776 but still - and I am pretty tickled that the production thought of me.  I am PSYCHED, playas!!!

So yeah, the next 2 and a half weeks of my life are going to be twice as hectic.  But as far as I'm concerned, it is more than worth it.

Other than that I am shooting a music video next week as a sexy bearded lady, (Can't WAIT to show you guys all that, it should be a blast!,) and I have started a little webseries from my car called "The Traffic Jam Diaries."  It came about from sitting in my car for over and hour on a near-daily basis, singing my face and wanting to do something a little more creative with my time.  Hence my Flip began to go back into heavy rotation and TJD was born.  I loves it.  It's so much fun and I feel like a rock star.  And clearly you guys are liking it, because of the heaping praise, love and requests you send.  So keep it coming, and I will do so in kind.  Thank you guys!

Also, thanks to Netflix, I have officially begun an unhealthy obsession with "The Vampire Diaries."  What most people don't realize is that they were actually books back in the 90's and I cut my vampire-loving teeth on them.  Me and Damon Salvatore have been together a very long time, and if he wasn't undead he would have been put in jail for marrying a minor back when I was 12.  I shied away from the tv show, because I knew the only reason anyone even THOUGHT about this book series after all these years was because of the Twilight craze, but I finally broke down and watched.

God, every week it's like I'm that 12 year old ninny all over again.  DAMON SALVATORE, MY HEART WILL ALWAYS BE YOURS.  You wonderful bastard.  Too mad you like petite brunettes rather than ginger amazons.  But in my mind, in an alternate universe, we are together, we are happy, and we live happily ever after.

As far as teen dramas on the CW go, it ain't half bad.  I've tried to stomach quite a few over the years, and "Supernatural" has been the only one that has hung in there for me.  But I'm enjoying the storylines and honestly, there is something happening on this show that you rarely see.  That is:

A group of totally hot actors and actresses who can ACT.

It's staggering.  Sure, there are pretty people who can act, and you may see one or two in a show or movie, but never a whole cast.  It is truly beautiful, (I mean that literally,) both physically and creatively.

So I get my eye candy and I get good performances.  Awesome sauce.

Well, I am off to lick some elbows, shoot up some heroin and snort some glitter cocaine.  Peace.

All's Well My Bloggies,
Steph